I forgot your birthday And I'm feeling bad I forgot your birthday and now I'm so sad. I'm a silly, silly poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. You're such a good person And I like you a lot You mean so much to me Can't believe that I forgot I've been going crazy How much more can I take? I missed your birthday And I'm sure I missed the cake. I'm a silly poo poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. I'm all tore up inside. You're such a special person to me. I can't believe I've been such a silly poo poo head. Only a silly poo poo head would forget your birthday. Can you forgive me? Oh, pretty please. I'm a silly poo poo head. And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. Sorry about that. It won't happen again. Hope it was happy...!

Our birthday card and gift selection allows you to easily browse birthday gifts for him, birthday gifts for her, and birthday gifts for kids. If you prefer to shop a different way, you can browse by type of gift, including categories such as home decor, kitchen goods and personalized books, among others. For special milestone birthdays, we offer specific gifts and cards to personalize their day even more!

It’s easy to say the right thing when presents are involved. Whether you’re passing along a happy birthday greeting or returning the favor with a magnanimous thank you card, our designs for good times give your fond wishes a suitably grand entrance. Choose from gleefully witty illustrated designs, stately typographic and calligraphed options, or photo cards that let you use a memorable portrait as a backdrop. Lovers of fine stationery will be thrilled to find work by papercraft favorites like Mr. Boddington’s Studio and Rifle Paper Co. represented in our online collection. No matter what medium you choose to express yourself, we’ll leave you plenty of room for additional notes—and with our online design tool, they’re sure to be letter-perfect. You’ll have the chance to edit your card’s wording of course, but you’ll also find new venues for expression in the envelope liner and online backdrop—colorful new places to add a bit of pattern and print.


Our Shoebox greeting card collection offers plenty of humor and wit. The Hallmark Signature collection features sophisticated cards with a more artisanal feel. Mahogany birthday cards celebrate African-American culture in all its beauty and boldness. Hallmark’s birthday cards in the VIDA line embodies the Latino spirit and offers a variety of Spanish-language cards. Studio INK birthday cards offer a witty, trendy and vibrant take perfect for young adults. For uplifting, faith-based cards, our DaySpring cards offers a variety of inspiring birthday card options.

If you’re celebrating a birthday boy, you’ll find cards with charming animal illustrations and adventurous forest landscapes perfect for the plucky lad in your life (and all his future derring-do). Those entering their quarter- or mid-life crises deserve a card featuring sharp suiting, refined cocktails, and other trappings of fashionable maturity—it’s not so bad, we swear. Toast or roast the distinguished older gentleman in your life with funny birthday cards for men that make light of all those extra candles on the cake. Dry wit from The New Yorker and Derek Blasberg keeps the comedy fit for an evening at the Cafe Carlyle. Gents of any age will appreciate a card that features frosted gateaus, cream cakes, and other edible birthday indulgences. If you’d prefer to focus on the memories, a photo birthday card with an elegant typographic design or border frame lets you send a particularly sweet portrait of your jolly good fellow as you remember him best.
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